top of page
All Articles
David Seymour Loses $5k in Michael Jackson Ticketing Scam
Wellington, NZ — Local man David Breen Seymour, 41, is reportedly devastated after falling victim to a sophisticated ticketing scam...
Nov 21, 20241 min read
Peters unsure which helicopter he came in
What a lovely party darling! Thank you sooo much for having us. The whitebait was divine and paired magnificently with the...
Nov 9, 20241 min read
Luxon thinks it would be easier to say bag was yours
Luxon has been thinking it over, and in the end feels it would be easier for you to just say the bag was yours. It will be the easiest...
Nov 9, 20241 min read
Goldsmith and Stephenson top charts
Local musicians, Goldsmith and Stephenson, have achieved a remarkable milestone, soaring to the top of the New Zealand music charts with...
Nov 8, 20241 min read
McKee's delightful Rambo Halloween costume
Associate Minister of Justice, Nicole McKee, has delighted Parliament by showing up to the annual Bellamys Halloween party dressed as...
Nov 8, 20241 min read
Seymour loses Reserve Bank Crypto password
Deputy prime minister David Seymour was seen running down The Terrace this morning desperately searching for a 'Yellow Post-It Note'. ...
Nov 8, 20241 min read
bottom of page