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Seymour loses Reserve Bank Crypto password

  • Writer: Spinner NZ
    Spinner NZ
  • Nov 8, 2024
  • 1 min read

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Deputy prime minister David Seymour was seen running down The Terrace this morning desperately searching for a 'Yellow Post-It Note'.


"Have you seen it? Have you seen it?" Seymour could be heard as he stopped passers-by, on their way to work. "It must be around here somewhere. I just have to find it", he continued.


Sources have confirmed the note contains the only known copy of the password to unlock the Reserve Bank's Crypto holdings, and the Reserve Bank confirmed they would be very interested in hearing from anyone who may have come across the note.


At press time, Seymour confirmed Tuesday01, MyPassword and Pa$$word had all failed to unlock the account.

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